The Name Game: Lance Morrison Edition

Randomly playing around online this afternoon, I decided to see what pictures of me (if any) would appear if I Googled my name. Nothing with me, but apparently there are more Lance Morrison’s than I had imagined. Then I wondered if there was something in a name. Like astrology or numerology or something, could I have similarities with other Lance Morrison’s out there? Let's examine further:


Case Study 1: Lance Morrison, Recording Artist: With a solo CD, this Lance Morrison is a renowned bass player. I do have artistic talent, but no musical talent. And I am just guessing, but I think this Lance Morrison is a lot more comfortable with nudity than I am. Nope, we're completely different.
More on him at www.lancemorrison.com

Case Study 2: Lance Morrison, District Leader for Carolina's Seventh-Day Adventists Ministry: WOW! How much is he not like me? Well, I am spiritual, but I could never be a District Leader. Our fashions are complete opposites, but we obviously both have enough respect for ourselves to only wear a properly tied tie! And we both look good in blue. Alas, I still think we are not cut from the same Lance Morrison Cloth. Too bad, he looks like a nice guy.

Case Study 3: Lance Morrison, Newark Police Chief: Well, I'm not a cop, but I am law abiding. I'm not overweight, bald, moustached, grey haired, or cursed with small ears, so appearance is out. I do have an all black dress code at work, but I hardly think that’s enough to base a thesis on.

Case Study 4: Lance Morrison, The Principal of Morrison Accountancy: Interesting fact about this Lance Morrison; we share the same full name. Even our middle names are exact! We must be twins . . . oh wait . . . an accountant huh. Anyone who knows me knows I am no good with money. However we are both entrepreneurs (or at least have been). We both wear glasses. And I do have a pin striped blazer! And he lives in New Zealand, and I once saw NZ on a map. Okay, I'm grasping at straws here. I got nothing.

Case Study 5: Lance Morrison, Hairstylist: This is it! This guys a hairstylist. And a Canadian, more specifically he's a Torontonian. And a spiritualist. And he eats organic. And he's gay. And I even own the same shirt he's wearing. And Sunglasses. And there's no denying that there is a definite resemblance. Eerie! In fact. . . oh wait a minute. . . oh yeah. Yep, that’s me. Never mind.



So I guess there’s nothing in a name, except a name. It's too bad; I was all excited that I had stumbled upon some great code or something. Some undiscovered link to our personalities and mannerisms that had never been explored before. I was gonna patent my idea and be rich.

But, I guess I'll just go back to work. Bother!