Old Magazine ads... Click image to enlarge.

But, Mommy. Santa smokes Chesterfield. Why can't I?

Well thank god they're sanitized tapeworms. Otherwise that would just be gross.

I'm not even going to comment on that one.

But she looks so darn innocent.

And I hear that 'talkies' will be out soon enough, too.

I wonder if that statistic still holds true today.

This is the ad that turned me gay... and made me deathly afraid of public transit.

To hell with Prozac. Lard is so much cheaper.

Ha ha ha ha.... gross.